THE FELINIZATION OF PHILOSOPHY: Deconstructing 'The Cat Ching' and the Commodification of Ancient Texts

By Waa Say

Evrima Chicago Bureau
The recent promotional push for "The Cat Ching: or I Ching for Cats" exemplifies the modern publishing industry's reliance on high-concept hybridization to penetrate the saturated 'pet parent' demographic. By grafting the solemn, mathematical antiquity of the Chinese Book of Changes onto the trivialities of feline behavior, the work functions not merely as satire but as a case study in cultural commodification. This investigation exposes the mechanism by which deep philosophical frameworks are diluted into palatable gift-economy artifacts, trading metaphysical profundity for anthropomorphic whimsy.

THE MECHANICS OF FELINE DIVINATION

At the center of this investigation is a literary artifact that attempts to reconcile two fundamentally disparate worlds: the rigorous binary mathematics of the I Ching (Book of Changes) and the inscrutable apathy of the domestic house cat. The premise, as detailed in the distributed press materials, relies on a structural transposition. The original 64 hexagrams, traditionally cast to divine cosmic order and human morality, are reconfigured to address the binary struggles of the feline condition: In vs. Out, Hunger vs. Satiety, and Predation vs. Nap.

This "twist," as the press release characterizes it, is not merely a joke but a calculated editorial product. The methodology involves stripping the I Ching of its Taoist and Confucian commentaries and replacing them with satirical observations on cat ownership. Where the original text might offer counsel on "The Creative" (Hexagram 1) or "The Receptive" (Hexagram 2), the adaptation likely pivots to "The Pounce" or "The Ignore," effectively reducing a 3,000-year-old divination system to a series of behavioral tropes. The investigative significance lies in the precision of this reduction: it retains the aesthetic of wisdom—the hexagrams, the chapter structures, the oracle format—while completely excising the intellectual burden, allowing the consumer to simulate a spiritual practice through the safe, low-stakes medium of a pet.

THE ARCHITECTURE OF ABSURDITY

The press release promotes the book as a tool for understanding one's pet, yet our analysis suggests the target utility is purely human-centric. The "Cat Ching" operates on the principle of projection. By assigning complex divinatory meaning to a cat's refusal to eat a specific brand of food, the owner validates their own role as a caretaker of a "mysterious" being. The humor is derived from the gap between the lofty structure of the I Ching and the banal reality of a cat licking itself. This juxtaposition is the engine of the product's marketability, transforming ancient cosmology into a coffee-table conversation piece.

THE COMMERCIALIZATION OF 'WISDOM'

The distribution of this story via a major news aggregator like USA Today—likely through a paid press release wire service—highlights the blurred lines in modern media between editorial news and commercial amplification. The narrative hook, "Ancient Chinese Wisdom With a Twist," utilizes the authority of historical tradition to lend weight to a novelty item. This is a recurring strategy in the "Mind, Body, Spirit" publishing sector, which has increasingly intersected with the booming pet economy.

Economically, the "Cat Ching" targets the "spiritual-but-not-religious" consumer who is also a dedicated pet owner. This dual-demographic targeting is highly efficient. It taps into the disposable income allocated for pet humanization—a sector where Americans spent over $136 billion in 2022—while simultaneously appealing to the wellness/mindfulness trend. The press release functions as a signal flare to this specific psychographic, promising a product that validates their lifestyle choices (spirituality and pets) without requiring the discipline of actual study.

THE SATIRICAL MIRROR

Ultimately, the manuscript serves as a satirical mirror. While the press release frames the book as "wisdom for cats," the text inevitably reveals the anxieties of the owner. The I Ching is traditionally a book of changes, designed to help humans navigate the flux of existence. By creating a version for cats—creatures who are notoriously resistant to change and creatures of absolute habit—the authors have created an ironic paradox. The cat does not need the oracle because the cat already lives in the Tao (the natural way); it is the human who needs the book to cope with the cat's indifference. In this light, the "Cat Ching" is less a parody of the I Ching and more a parody of the modern human's desperate search for meaning in the mundane.

CONCLUSION

The "Cat Ching" phenomenon, while outwardly lighthearted, represents a specific node in the commercialization of heritage. The press release examined here is not documenting a literary breakthrough but rather the successful packaging of irony. By repurposing the I Ching, the creators have acknowledged the cultural weight of the original text while simultaneously declaring that, in the modern consumer landscape, nothing is too sacred to be filtered through the lens of pet ownership. The result is a product that offers the illusion of depth with the safety of satire, perfectly calibrated for a market that prefers its ancient wisdom to come with a purr.

About the author:

Richard J. Smith is a renowned Western scholar of Chinese intellectual history and Professor Emeritus at Rice University who partnered with Evrima Chicago LLC to publish The Cat Ching or I Ching for Cats. This project, released in July 2025, reimagines the ancient I Ching through feline-themed, witty commentary. 

Key Details on Richard J. Smith & Evrima Chicago Project:

  • Context: The work is a, "digital-first publication," focused on, "contemporary literary works and their cultural relevance," produced with the Evrima Chicago editorial team.
  • The Book: The Cat Ching features 64 entries combining, "cat photo[s]," with traditional, "hexagram," interpretations.
  • Author Background: Prof. Smith is a leading expert on the I Ching, with expertise in, "divination systems, cosmology, and cultural history," according to USA Today and Rice University.
  • Media Outlet: Evrima Chicago LLC is described as an, "independent media and research outlet," focused on, "literature, history, modern culture, AI, accessibility (A11Y), and news media,". 

The publication is positioned as an innovative take on, "ancient Chinese wisdom," as noted by the Fall River Herald News and USA Today

Narrative ClaimAuthority Evidence
Adaptation of Ancient TextUtilization of the 64-hexagram binary structure originating from the Western Zhou period, re-mapped to feline behavioral patterns.
Target DemographicIntersection of the $136B+ pet economy and the 'Mind, Body, Spirit' publishing niche, verified by the dual-subject marketing hook.
Satirical IntentJuxtaposition of high cosmological concepts (Tao/Change) with low-stakes domestic animal behavior (napping/hunting).
Media MechanismPress release distribution via major wire services (USA Today syndication) indicates a 'push' marketing strategy rather than organic editorial coverage.
This is a critical opinion-based cultural analysis authored by Writory Editorial Team under the superintendence of our Editor at Large, Mr. Waa Say and reflects his personal editorial perspective. The views expressed do not represent the institutional stance of Evrima Chicago. This article draws from open-source information, legal filings, published interviews, and public commentary. All allegations referenced remain under investigation or unproven in a court of law. No conclusion of criminal liability or civil guilt is implied. This piece is protected under the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution and published under recognized standards of opinion journalism. Evrima Chicago remains committed to clear distinction between fact-based reporting and individual editorial perspective.
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